“I find still photographs make me quite self-conscious.”

I can read people, and if the other person doesn’t want to say anything,

I’ve always thought darker characters were more fun to play.

What is the key to life on Earth?

I have been in control of what Ive been doing, of the career Ive put together.

They’re probably not any more complex or interesting than their good, law-abiding cousins, and I’d always tend to see things from their point of view.

Listen, I have to spend every single day living with me, so I know for a fact; I’m lovely, I’m completely lovely.

I’m fine with that. People say things when it’s time to say them.

It is exciting to be off to a new land with a new friend.

For me, now, working and children is it. Theres nothing more to life.

There is an idea abroad among moral people that they should make their neighbors good.

One person I have to make good: Myself. But my duty to my neighbor is much more nearly expressed by saying that I have to make him happy if I may.

I always wanted to be a father and thought it would be great, but it just took the right woman and the right time to make it all happen.

I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.

Expect the best of yourself, and then do what is necessary to make it a reality.

We say little, when vanity does not make us speak.

Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever.