Science may carry us to Mars, but it will leave the earth peopled as ever by the inept.
AGNES REPPLIERThe thinkers of the world should by rights be guardians of the world’s mirth.
More Agnes Repplier Quotes
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The essence of humor is that it should be unexpected, that it should embody an element of surprise, that it should startle us out of that reasonable gravity which, after all, must be our habitual frame of mind.
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It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.
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In those happy days when leisure was held to be no sin, men and women wrote journals whose copiousness both delights and dismays us.
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if a man be discreet enough to take to hard drinking in his youth, before his general emptiness is ascertained, his friends invariably credit him with a host of shining qualities which, we are given to understand, lie balked and frustrated by his one unfortunate weakness.
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The diseases of the present have little in common with the diseases of the past save that we die of them.
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The age of credulity is every age the world has ever known. Men have always turned from the ascertained, which is limited and discouraging, to the dubious, which is unlimited and full of hope for everybody.
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It is unwise to feel too much if we think too little.
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In the stress of modern life, how little room is left for that most comfortable vanity that whispers in our ears that failures are not faults! Now we are taught from infancy that we must rise or fall upon our own merits; that vigilance wins success, and incapacity means ruin
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Just as we are often moved to merriment for no other reason than that the occasion calls for seriousness, so we are correspondingly serious when invited too freely to be amused.
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It is not the office of a novelist to show us how to behave ourselves; it is not the business of fiction to teach us anything.
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Art… does not take kindly to facts, is helpless to grapple with theories, and is killed outright by a sermon.
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What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh!
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Humor hardens the heart, at least to the point of sanity.
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A world of vested interests is not a world which welcomes the disruptive force of candor.
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Neatness of phrase is so closely akin to wit that it is often accepted as its substitute.
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