Wit is artificial; humor is natural. Wit is accidental; humor is inevitable. Wit is born of conscious effort; humor, of the allotted ironies of fate. Wit can be expressed only in language; humor can be developed sufficiently in situation.
AGNES REPPLIERA man who owns a dog is, in every sense of the words, its master; the term expresses accurately their mutual relations. But it is ridiculous when applied to the limited possession of a cat.
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fair play is less characteristic of groups than of individuals.
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It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.
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Necessity knows no Sunday.
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The perfectly natural thing to do with an unreadable book is to give it away; and the publication, for more than a quarter of a century, of volumes which fulfilled this one purpose and no other is a pleasant proof, if proof were needed, of the business principles which underlay the enlightened activity of publishers.
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It is impossible to withhold education from the receptive mind, as it is impossible to force it upon the unreasoning.
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We know when we have had enough of a friend, and we know when a friend has had enough of us. The first truth is no more palatable than the second.
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There are few things more wearisome in a fairly fatiguing life than the monotonous repetition of a phrase which catches and holds the public fancy by virtue of its total lack of significance.
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Letters form a by-path of literature, a charming, but occasional, retreat for people of cultivated leisure.
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It was hard to speed the male child up the stony heights of erudition, but it was harder still to check the female child at the crucial point, and keep her tottering decorously behind her brother.
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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The choice of a topic which will bear analysis and support enthusiasm, is essential to the enjoyment of conversation.
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The dog is guided by kindly instinct to the man or woman whose heart is open to his advances. The cat often leaves the friend who courts her, to honor, or to harass, the unfortunate mortal who shudders at her unwelcome caresses.
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The delusions of the past seem fond and foolish. The delusions of the present seem subtle and sane.
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Neatness of phrase is so closely akin to wit that it is often accepted as its substitute.
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It is not the office of a novelist to show us how to behave ourselves; it is not the business of fiction to teach us anything.
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