“Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he’s in love with her.”

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.

One knows so little. When one knows more it is too late.

If one sticks too rigidly to one’s principles, one would hardly see anybody.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Time is the best killer.

The saddest thing in life and the hardest to live through, is the knowledge that there is someone you love very much whom you cannot save from suffering.

It is deplorable to remove all the romance – all the mystery!

Any coincidencce is worth noticing. You can throw it away later if it is only a coincidence.

The impossible could not have happened, therefore the impossible must be possible in spite of appearances.

One never quite allows for the moron in our midst.

Writers are diffident creatures — they need encouragement.

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.

An appreciative listener is always stimulating.

Never go back to a place where you have been happy. Until you do it remains alive for you. If you go back it will be destroyed.

The truth, however ugly in itself, is always curious and beautiful to seekers after it.

To count – really and truly to count – a woman must have goodness or brains.

Better be an old maid, a woman with herself as a husband, than the wife of a fool; and Solomon more than hints that all men are fools; and every wise man knows himself to be one.

To the fool-king belongs the world.

No fool can be silent at a feast.

Process attraction through the soul, so the body won’t be fooled by it.

Faith, I am no such fool; everyone for himself in this desert of selfishness which is called life.

The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters.

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.