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Am I about to feel really, really stupid?

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it was actually mummified, skin and all – but in a fit of space-saving zeal, they actually cut off the head and they cut off the feet and they burned the rest in a bonfire.
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Actually All Bonfire Burrn Cut Feet Mummified Off Saving Skin Zeal
Back when I was a professional model-maker at Industrial Light & Magic, my specialty was hard-edged construction – spaceships, miniature sets, and architectural stuff.
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Detail Industrial Light Magic Maker Model Professional
Let’s get on our knees and pray. I don’t know to whom. Is there a patron saint of ballistics gel?
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Go Knee Let Pray Praying Saint
Remember kids, I have life insurance.
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Fierce Insurance Kid Life Remember
I’ve meditated extensively on my family, my future, my past actions and what did and didn’t work for me about them.
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Action Extensively Family Future Me Mediatated Past Work
You will hurt people you love, and help people you detest.
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Detest Help Hurt Love People
So my wife’s experience is just like that of anybody else whose husband goes away to a blue collar job and comes home bruised and dirty and often proud of the work that they’re doing.
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You wake up and the world says, ‘Oops, it’s too much fun to go to school, you’ve got to stay home and deal with the snow!’
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Deal Fun Glory Realize School Snow Speak Wake World
I’ve paid attention. I’ve pictured what I want to happen in my life.
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Attention Happen Life My Paid Pictured
They’re not very good ideas, but at least they’re ideas!
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Good Idea Least Not Very
There is no dignity in television.
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Dignity Fierce No Television
Am I missing an eyebrow?
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Eyebrow Missing Mythbuster
This is the point in the show where we say, ‘Oh, what else do we have in the van that’s flammable?’
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Else Fierce Flammade Point Show Van
I have concluded through careful empirical analysis and much thought that somebody is looking out for me, keeping track of what I think about things, forgiving me when I do less than I ought.
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Analysis Believe Careful Concluded Empirical Forgiving Much Ought Somebody Thinking Wisdom
Gravity. It’s not just a good idea; it’s the law!
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Good Gravity Idea Law Pilot
If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating.
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Dignity Humiliating Mythbuster

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