There are jokes I tell in the show that don’t get laughs unless I am in front of an audience of critical thinkers.
ADAM SAVAGEsticks and stones can only break bones; but words can shatter the soul
More Adam Savage Quotes
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The coolest toys don’t have to be bought; they can be built.
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There is no dignity in television.
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Well, that was kind of fun, wasn’t it? I mean, I don’t see where this could go, because we pretty much did everything. But it was fun.”
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We are always works in progress.
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I like to work fast. I despise not having the right tool or, worse, knowing I have it but not being able to find it.
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We’re discovering the hidden orders of the universe every day.
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It’s a pointless delay that wrecks my pace – and mood.
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I think one of the defining moments of adulthood is the realization that nobody’s going to take care of you.
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I had saved a few hundred photos of dodo skeletons into my ‘Creative Projects’ folder
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Stand back! I gotta get some rocket fuel out of the fridge!
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In the spirit of science, there really is no such thing as a ‘failed experiment.’ Any test that yields valid data is a valid test.
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Forever, the way we’ve done that is through storytelling. It is difficult to let the truth get in the way of a good story.
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My advice is keep your lips away from the spinning things.
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That you have to do the heavy lifting while you’re here. And when you don’t, well, you suffer the consequences.
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Don’t work for fools. It’s not worth it.
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