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There are jokes I tell in the show that don’t get laughs unless I am in front of an audience of critical thinkers.

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There’s this group online that I frequent.
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Am I missing an eyebrow?
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You will hurt people you love, and help people you detest.
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I wouldn’t say jamie is an evil genius. I’m not sure he’s evil and I’m not sure he’s a genius.
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Isn’t television glamourous?
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The idea of a portable kit that has everything you might need ignites something inside me. It’s like Batman’s utility belt.
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I go home at the end of the day and I rarely talk about what I did that day.
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Especially parts from ‘Star Wars’ – I can do this stuff all day long. It’s exactly how I made my living for 15 years.
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I like to work fast. I despise not having the right tool or, worse, knowing I have it but not being able to find it.
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And I’ve concluded, after careful consideration, that this person keeping score is me.
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Walking the floor at a con dressed as Chewbacca, you might as well be Bono.
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Teach yourself about the path of each in your engine and tracing it is fairly straightforward. But at the beginning, mastering each new system seems like an unreachable shore.
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Again, like I said, my life has been about being fascinated by objects and the stories that they tell,
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Gravity. It’s not just a good idea; it’s the law!
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My advice is keep your lips away from the spinning things.
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And there are days when just going into work and building something from someone else’s drawing sounds like going back to heaven.
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