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There are jokes I tell in the show that don’t get laughs unless I am in front of an audience of critical thinkers.

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In addition to the pleasure of having the piece, there is a deep and abiding pleasure for me assembling something in my head
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Sometimes my brain writes a check that reality can’t cash.
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This is the point in the show where we say, ‘Oh, what else do we have in the van that’s flammable?’
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I’m not gonna shoot anyone with the pellet gun… Not unless I have to!
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There is so much history in New York State, from the Erie Canal to the Catskills, the birth of American stand-up comedy.
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We don’t necessarily stand by our faults every time, but we will always stand by our methodologies and ethos.
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I believe they know everything that I do and think, and they still love me
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I am incrementally a pessimist, but I see the international debate that Edward Snowden has engendered, and I think this is exactly where the discussion should be. So, I would say I’m more optimistic than pessimistic.
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I like to work fast. I despise not having the right tool or, worse, knowing I have it but not being able to find it.
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And I’ve concluded, after careful consideration, that this person keeping score is me.
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The closer the deadline, the more likely you’ll start thinking waaay outside the box.
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I mean it’s ridiculous. People just walk up and grab you and hold you, because they love Chewbacca so much.
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It’s a pointless delay that wrecks my pace – and mood.
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That’s our people. That’s the way we like to think.
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The car is effectively a black box.
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I think one of the defining moments of adulthood is the realization that nobody’s going to take care of you.
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