Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
ADAM REXIs there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
ADAM REXCan I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
ADAM REXThere was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
ADAM REXFor the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
ADAM REXThe United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
ADAM REXYou can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
ADAM REXThen it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
ADAM REXJ.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
ADAM REXYOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
ADAM REXDoug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
ADAM REXMagic likes a good tragedy, too.
ADAM REXWhat part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
ADAM REXGet off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
ADAM REXAs far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
ADAM REXRegarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
ADAM REXIf you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
ADAM REX