My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
ADAM FERRARAI got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’
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The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’
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What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why!
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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