Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
ADAM FERRARAI got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ’til you hear water.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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