My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
ADAM FERRARAI got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. ‘Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain’t getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.’
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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If you’re in California and it’s raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why!
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
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