Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
ADAM FERRARAThe human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
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If you’re in California and it’s raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. ‘Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain’t getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.’
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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