My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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