If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
ADAM CAROLLAWelfare is monetary methadone.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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