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Welfare is monetary methadone.

Adam Carolla

I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
ADAM CAROLLA

Favourite Form Freedom Mess Podcast Really
I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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Agnostic Atheist God Law Thinking
And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Asian Common Country Goal Guttenberg Hispanic Together
I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Breed Cat Certain Like People Performing Radio Stuff Television
We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Brush Front never Own Pick Stand
I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Ability Field Healthcare Playing Right Thinking Work
I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Car Guy Hammer Nut Sort Swinging Turning Wrenching
Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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Advantage Ask Focus Asking Judging Smell Someone
The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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Book Creative Reading Teliviosn Truth Watching
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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Business Dog Family Focus Fun Good Life
It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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Acclimate Anything Funny Kid
You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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Afford Between Bunch Choice Dropped Last Loser Unenviable
Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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Care Everone Funny Humor Intimidating Oh My God Saying
It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Around Doing Ebook Kicked Man Poor Rich Something
Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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Head Hungarian Paprikash Reader Some Toss World
I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Care Connection Country Hollywood Protection

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