There are certain things women are better at than men.
ADAM CAROLLAI’d never hurt another person.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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