The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
ADAM CAROLLAThere is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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