I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
ADAM CAROLLAThe pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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