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My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

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I worry that I can come off smarmy. I wonder if I was listening to myself if I’d want to kick my own ass.
ADAM BRODY

Ass Kick Listening Myself Smarmy Want Worry
I’ve had to fight for roles and I’ve lost a hundred roles, but ‘Smoking’ and ‘Smith’ were phone calls. That’s the dream.
ADAM BRODY

Calling Dream Fight Fighting Hundred Phone Role Smith Smoking
I always knew I was going to die in space.
ADAM BRODY

Always Die Going Knew Space
I started a band [Big Japan] for fun. These sticks break easily, but they feel good.
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Break Country Easily Feel Fun Good Japan Stick
I wish I came from a more pure place. I don’t have something to say from the bottom of my soul. I just know how to take stuff I like and repackage it in a slightly different way.
ADAM BRODY

Bottom Like More Place Pure Something Soul Stuff Wish
I like great directors who are scarce. Prolific ones are nice too but for me, there’s something about the scarcity that makes it all the more valuable.
ADAM BRODY

Director Nice Prolific Scarce Scarcity Something
And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool.
ADAM BRODY

Awkward Guy Hero might Movie Slightly Trailer Voice World
I just want to be in good things that I want to see, and I want to work with talented people who are smarter than myself.
ADAM BRODY

Good People People Want See Smarter Talent Talented Thing
I don’t know anyone who’s going to see Grind 22 times in the theater. My mom. Some kid who has short-term memory loss and forgot that he’s seen it.
ADAM BRODY

Anyone Grind Kid Loss Memories Memory Mom See Some Theatre
Most of the time, my favorite drama has comedy in it as well. I think most good dramas have comedy in there. And all of the dramatic actors I look up to are also very funny.
ADAM BRODY

Comedy Drama Favorite Funny Good Look Thinking Time Well
It’s bad writing, however naturalistic it’s written, that’s where you have to do your best acting.
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Acting Best However Naturalistic Process Write Writing Written
I feel like Hollywood is a big high school again. Seriously, Ashton Kutcher is the prom king.
ADAM BRODY

Feel Good Hollywood King Like Prom School Seriously
Transitioning to being an unemployed film actor is different, but it’s fun and I’ve been looking forward to it for a while.
ADAM BRODY

Actor Different Film Forward Fun Looking Transitioning Unemployed
Really, as long as I am working and have diversity, I am happy.
ADAM BRODY

Diversity Happen Happy Long Really
I’m a fake intellectual.
ADAM BRODY

Fake Intellectual Person Trying
You know, you’re a great barbecuetionist.
ADAM BRODY

Awesome Barbecuetionist Barbeque Experience Good Great Know

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