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My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

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I don’t know anyone who’s going to see Grind 22 times in the theater. My mom. Some kid who has short-term memory loss and forgot that he’s seen it.
ADAM BRODY

Anyone Grind Kid Loss Memories Memory Mom See Some Theatre
I try to make all of my roles likeable in some way.
ADAM BRODY

Likeable Make Role Root Some Try Trying Way
I do think that sometimes you can invent more palatable or digestible reasons versions or reasons, when perhaps you don’t want to admit the truth to yourself, and sometimes we deceive ourselves – along with others – about our reasons and motives.
ADAM BRODY

Digestible Invest Palatable Reason Sometimes Think Thinking Version Want
You know, you’re a great barbecuetionist.
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Awesome Barbecuetionist Barbeque Experience Good Great Know
Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.
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Doubt Insecurity Life Paralyzing Self Welcome
I wish I came from a more pure place. I don’t have something to say from the bottom of my soul. I just know how to take stuff I like and repackage it in a slightly different way.
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Bottom Like More Place Pure Something Soul Stuff Wish
I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.
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Drink Drinking Man Scotch Start Started
I like to always have humour in whatever I do.
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Always Happy Humour Like Sarcastic Whatever
I have a pretty lousy voice.
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Good Lousy Noise Pretty Sound Voice
It helps if you don’t date other actors, but actresses are beautiful. How can you say no?
ADAM BRODY

Actor Actresses Awesome Beautiful Date Help
I started a band [Big Japan] for fun. These sticks break easily, but they feel good.
ADAM BRODY

Break Country Easily Feel Fun Good Japan Stick
Comic books aren’t nerdy. You’d have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.
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Act Behaviour Book Comic Computer Electronic Human Idiot Nerdy Thinking
I’m a fake intellectual.
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Fake Intellectual Person Trying
I worry that I can come off smarmy. I wonder if I was listening to myself if I’d want to kick my own ass.
ADAM BRODY

Ass Kick Listening Myself Smarmy Want Worry
And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool.
ADAM BRODY

Awkward Guy Hero might Movie Slightly Trailer Voice World
I just want to be in good things that I want to see, and I want to work with talented people who are smarter than myself.
ADAM BRODY

Good People People Want See Smarter Talent Talented Thing

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