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My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

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Any time you end a relationship, and everyone has ended plenty in their life, it’s always a tough thing and hard to get over.
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Always Break Up Ended Everyone Hard Life Over Plenty Relationship Time Tough
I just want to be in good things that I want to see, and I want to work with talented people who are smarter than myself.
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Good People People Want See Smarter Talent Talented Thing
I worry that I can come off smarmy. I wonder if I was listening to myself if I’d want to kick my own ass.
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Ass Kick Listening Myself Smarmy Want Worry
I always knew I was going to die in space.
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Always Die Going Knew Space
I’m a fake intellectual.
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Fake Intellectual Person Trying
I just graduated from high school, and I was working at Blockbuster. Not only did I get into movies while I was there, but I was putting away boxes and looking at the kids on the covers. It felt like windows into these seemingly perfect lives.
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Blockbuster Graduated High Kid Movie Perfect School Working
I don’t know anyone who’s going to see Grind 22 times in the theater. My mom. Some kid who has short-term memory loss and forgot that he’s seen it.
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Anyone Grind Kid Loss Memories Memory Mom See Some Theatre
Well, I guess most people would only know me from The O.C. I did a few episodes of Gilmore Girls before that. I was also a client on a lot of lawyer shows.
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Client Country Episode Fame Gilmore Girl Girl Guess Judging Lawyer People Person Show
I wish I came from a more pure place. I don’t have something to say from the bottom of my soul. I just know how to take stuff I like and repackage it in a slightly different way.
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Bottom Like More Place Pure Something Soul Stuff Wish
I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.
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Drink Drinking Man Scotch Start Started
I love movie-making. I’m interested in writing and directing, and I’ve dabbled, but I haven’t done anything I care to brag about. Yet.
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Dabbled Directing Done Interested Love Making Movie Writing
It helps if you don’t date other actors, but actresses are beautiful. How can you say no?
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Actor Actresses Awesome Beautiful Date Help
And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool.
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Awkward Guy Hero might Movie Slightly Trailer Voice World
I always enjoyed movies and in hindsight I realise how captivating they were to me.
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Always Captivating Enjoy Enjoyed Hindsight Movie Realise Realising
Okay, using the dreaded middle name is not the best way to forge a bond.
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Best Bond Dreaded Forge Middle Mom Mother Name Way
I feel like Hollywood is a big high school again. Seriously, Ashton Kutcher is the prom king.
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Feel Good Hollywood King Like Prom School Seriously

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