I don’t know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.
AARON ALLSTONI don’t know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.
AARON ALLSTONAny sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
AARON ALLSTONNo one pays me to be nice.
AARON ALLSTONSometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.
AARON ALLSTONOh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end?
AARON ALLSTONWhen all else fails, complicate matters
AARON ALLSTONI’m content to stand on tradition. I’m even more content to wipe my feet on it.
AARON ALLSTONLife is like an analogy.
AARON ALLSTONLawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
AARON ALLSTONNo, General. I’m not your subordinate. And what I’m coming dangerously close to is violence. -General Wedge Antilles
AARON ALLSTONThe principle of Sturgeon’s Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap
AARON ALLSTONIf you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God’s domain?
AARON ALLSTONI have to say, this sounds like the worst idea in a thousand generations of bad ideas.” “You haven’t heard all our ideas.” Luke & Bhindi Drayson
AARON ALLSTONObviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I’ll shoot him under the table.” Han (to Leia)
AARON ALLSTONDefinition of ‘Free’: You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
AARON ALLSTONNo, they can’t. They can’t be Luke Skywalker.
AARON ALLSTON