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I don’t know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.

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The principle of Sturgeon’s Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap
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Answer Crap Principle Problem Razor Simplest State
That was interesting.” “He deliberately countermanded one of my orders.” “He was furtive.” “Sneaky, even.” “We’ll make a Rebellion-style pilot of him yet.” Tycho & Wedge (about Jag)
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Countermanded Furtive Interesting Order Sneaky Style
The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
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Analysis Itself Thing
I really can’t complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can’t get paid to be smart.
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Dumb Paid Smart Stupid
I’m content to stand on tradition. I’m even more content to wipe my feet on it.
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Content Feet Tradition Wipe
There are two types of people in the world, and I’m one of them.
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People Sad Two Type World
Life is like an analogy.
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Analogies Life Positive
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
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Fierce First Incompetent Lawyer
No one pays me to be nice.
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Nice One Liner Pay Positive
Tycho, we’re about to achieve a tremendous victory we don’t want.” “We’ll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn’t fail when he tried to.” “Thanks.” Wedge & Tycho
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Achieve Antilles Biography General Tycho Victory Want
No, they can’t. They can’t be Luke Skywalker.
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Luke No Skywalker
I don’t know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.
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Figure Jedi Know Master
At which time the repulsor puts out its final effort and slows you down so you crash quite slowly into the surface.” “Crash.” “Quite slowly.” Face & Luke
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Down Effort Face Final Repulsor Surface
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
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Fingernail Hanging Large Luck Way
When all else fails, complicate matters
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Else Fail Failing Matter When
There are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may find that you’ve constructed an entire philosophy of evil.” –Luke Skywalker
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Evil Justify Mean Philosophy Time

I don’t know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.

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