Very few people changed the world by sitting on their couch.
A. J. JACOBSPaintings! They’re like TV, but they don’t move.
More A. J. Jacobs Quotes
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I prefer the earlier birth control techniques, which ranged from the delicious (using honey as a spermicide) to the aerobic (jumping backward seven times after coitus).
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After a while, if you’re committed, you start to believe in the things in which you’re praying. It’s just cognitive dissonance. You can’t live a completely religious life and not start to have it sink in.
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I’m not a fan of ‘write what you know.’ If you don’t know, find out. I knew nothing about the Bible before I started writing ‘The Year of Living Biblically.’ That was kind of the point – to learn.
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When I was with the serpent-handlers in Tennessee, it was the most bizarre method of worship I could think of. Yet when you sit with these people, you can kind of see how it makes sense.
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Taking the Bible too literally is a mistake. It should be read as a guidebook of wisdom and insight.
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Since I was relatively new to the Bible, I was surprised by the Old Testament God. He’s wrathful, but at other times, He’s incredibly compassionate. He’s not a one-dimensional figure at all.
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I was what they call ‘skinny fat’ – a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.
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I know that knowledge and intelligence are not the same thing – but they do live in the same neighborhood. I know once again, firsthand, the joy of learning.
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Med students panic their first year when they learn all the diseases. It’s not until the second year that they learn the cures.
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I grew up in a very secular home with no religion at all, so I was starting from zero.
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More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving.
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I am officially Jewish, but I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.
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It’s hard to be in a bad mood when you’re walking around looking like you’re about to play the semifinals at Wimbledon.
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I thought religion would eventually wither away and we’d all be worshiping at the altar of science.
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I’m addicted to self-improvement. The thing is, there’s so damn much about myself to improve.
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