If my former self and my current self met for coffee, they’d get along OK, but they’d both probably walk out of the Starbucks shaking their heads and saying to themselves, “That guy is kinda delusional.”
A. J. JACOBSI was what they call ‘skinny fat’ – a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.
More A. J. Jacobs Quotes
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It comes back to the old question: How can the Bible be so wise in some places and so barbaric in others? And why should we put any faith in a book that includes such brutality?
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It’s hard to be in a bad mood when you’re walking around looking like you’re about to play the semifinals at Wimbledon.
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My reading list grows exponentially. Every time I read a book, it’ll mention three other books I feel I have to read. It’s like a particularly relentless series of pop-up ads.
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I grew up in a very secular home with no religion at all, so I was starting from zero.
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I’m addicted to self-improvement. The thing is, there’s so damn much about myself to improve.
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I don’t believe that prayers actually change God’s mind – if there is a God – but I liked praying for people in need. It was like moral weightlifting. I tend to be self-obsessed, and it was nice to get out of my brain once in a while.
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Med students panic their first year when they learn all the diseases. It’s not until the second year that they learn the cures.
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I have little shame, no dignity – all in the name of a better cause.
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Jealousy is a useless, time-wasting emotion that’s eating me alive.
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I find placebos uplifting and exhilarating. It means that taking action–no matter what the action is–might help you feel better.
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Paintings! They’re like TV, but they don’t move.
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My immune system has always been overly welcoming of germs. It’s far too polite, the biological equivalent of a southern hostess inviting y’all nice microbes to stay awhile and have some artichoke dip.
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Unconditional love is an illogical notion, but such a great and powerful one.
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Behavior shapes emotions.
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I thought religion would eventually wither away and we’d all be worshiping at the altar of science.
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