I’m addicted to self-improvement. The thing is, there’s so damn much about myself to improve.
A. J. JACOBSI was what they call ‘skinny fat’ – a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.
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In trying to avoid one sin I’ve committed another.
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Scrabble – The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why.
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Paintings! They’re like TV, but they don’t move.
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A 2002 Oxford study showed counting sheep actually delays the onset of sleep. It’s just too dull to stop us from worrying about jobs and spouses.
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I thought religion would eventually wither away and we’d all be worshiping at the altar of science.
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More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving.
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Taking the Bible too literally is a mistake. It should be read as a guidebook of wisdom and insight.
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Probably 90 percent of our life decisions are powered by the twin engines of inertia and laziness.
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The best we can do, to paraphrase Pollan, is to eat whole foods, mostly plants, and not too much.
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I was very good at sitting. But I just read so much research about how horrible sitting is for you. It’s like, it’s really bad. It’s like Paula-Deen-glazed-bacon-doughnut bad. So I now move around as much as possible.
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How do you gag the voice in your head that says, ‘You don’t have to [do it] today. There’s always tomorrow.’?
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My reading list grows exponentially. Every time I read a book, it’ll mention three other books I feel I have to read. It’s like a particularly relentless series of pop-up ads.
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I don’t believe that prayers actually change God’s mind – if there is a God – but I liked praying for people in need. It was like moral weightlifting. I tend to be self-obsessed, and it was nice to get out of my brain once in a while.
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I know that you should always say yes to adventures or you’ll lead a very dull life.
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I thought religion would make me live with my head in the clouds, but as often as not, it grounds me in this world.
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