Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.
A. A. MILNEBores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.
A. A. MILNEI was walking along looking for somebody, and then suddenly I wasn’t anymore.
A. A. MILNEThink, think, think.
A. A. MILNETigers don’t like honey.
A. A. MILNENo sensible author wants anything but praise.
A. A. MILNESomething feels funny. I must be thinking too hard.
A. A. MILNEIf you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
A. A. MILNETo the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
A. A. MILNEFood is a subject of conversation more spiritually refreshing even than the weather, for the number of possible remarks about the weather is limited, whereas of food you can talk on and on and on.
A. A. MILNEThe truth is that Fate does not go out of its way to be dramatic.
A. A. MILNEIt gets you nowhere if the other person’s tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation.
A. A. MILNEHow lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
A. A. MILNEJust because an animal is large, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t want kindness.
A. A. MILNEShe would know a good thing to do without thinking about it.
A. A. MILNENowhere can I think so happily as in a train.
A. A. MILNEGolf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
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