Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.
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Some have brains, and some haven’t, and there it is.
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It gets you nowhere if the other person’s tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation.
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To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
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What ever fortune brings, don’t be afraid of doing things.
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Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and experience – well, that comes from poor judgment.
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Time is swift, it races by; Opportunities are born and die. Still you wait and will not try – A bird with wings who dares not rise and fly.
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If you were a bird, and lived on high, You’d lean on the wind when the wind came by, You’d say to the wind when it took you away: ‘That’s where I wanted to go today!
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Be sure to put the knocker fairly low on your door in case a very small friend drops by.
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War is something of man’s own fostering, and if all mankind renounces it, then it is no longer there.
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Promise me you’ll never forget me because if I thought you would, I’d never leave.
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When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don’t eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.
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Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
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I do remember, and then when I try to remember, I forget.
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When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don’t stop and eat it along the way.
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