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I still secretly believe that afternoons are the time for the test card and you shouldn’t watch television when the sun is out.

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Facts are what pedantic, dull people have instead of opinions.
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Dull Fact Opinion People
Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They’re not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.
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Knowledge Laughter Reality Television Thinking
My father was a film-maker. He always said he wanted to go like Humphrey Jennings, the legendary director who stepped backwards over a cliff while framing a better shot.
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Death Dedication Director Father Film Legend Myself
He (Jeremy Clarkson) is the last man standing on the beach commanding the glaciers’ melt waters to go back
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Command Glacier Last Man Myself Stand
I still secretly believe that afternoons are the time for the test card and you shouldn’t watch television when the sun is out.
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Afternoon Believe Secret Sun Test Time Watch Yourself
Television gives us the gift to see ourselves as we’d like to be seen.
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Appearance Gift Ourselves Reputation See Television
I don’t know how long a child will remain utterly static in front of the television, but my guess is that it could be well into their thirties.
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Aware Children Guess Interest Myself Television
The interesting adults are always the school failures, the weird ones, the losers, the malcontents, this isn’t wishful thinking. It’s the rule.
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Adult Behavior Failure Interest Knowledge Learning School Think Wish
We like to see death as an unfair conspiracy, and what we want is a magic practitioner, a combination of Dr Watson and Sherlock Holmes.
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Combination Death Magic Practice See
Nobody ever forgets their first night in the bush. It’s among the precious, meagre handful of life firsts that remain indelible.
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First Forest Forget Night Remember Sex Yourself
We like to see death as an unfair conspiracy, and what we want is a magic practitioner, a combination of Dr Watson and Sherlock Holmes.
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Death Doctor Health Insanity Life Unfair
Sport is how poor kids from poor countries pass through the eye of the needle to riches and recognition.
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Country Kind Poor Recognition Rich Sports Visible
Beautifully shot, impeccably paced, it was a clear, unrelenting look at the National Trust, its friends and enemies, and it makes you want to burn your passport and beg the Luftwaffe to have another go.
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Enemy Friend Look National Place Television Yourself
A lobster bisque ought to be the crowning glory of the potager. And this one was excellent. Silky as a gigolo’s compliment and fishy as a chancellor’s promise.
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Compliment Excellence Glory Promise
The reason that chefs become chefs is that they’re not allowed into rooms with windows.
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Allow Chef Freedom Room Window World
The truth and the facts aren’t necessarily the same thing. Telling the truth is the object of all art; facts are what the unimaginative have instead of ideas.
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Art Fact Ideas Imagination Object Truth

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