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President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people.

Clint Eastwood

Nothing wrong with shooting, as long as the right people get shot.
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Funny People Sarcastic Shooting Weapon Wrong
First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby… I guarantee you.
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Baby Face Funny Life Yourself
I haven’t killed anybody all day. Help me keep it that way.
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Help Kill Myself Way
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have messed with? That’s me.
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Attitude Instagram Captions Mess Myself Yourself
There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.
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Divorce Funny Happiness Learning Marriage Oneself
The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, there’s nothing really to talk about.
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Life Talk Tolerance Yourself
You have to be realistic about where you are in life and enjoy it.
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Enjoyment Life Reality Yourself
The most gentle people in the world are macho males, people who are confident in their masculinity and have a feeling of well-being in themselves. They don’t have to kick in doors, mistreat women, or make fun of gays.
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Feeling Fun Man People Woman
I’m interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.
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Man Men Myself Prejudice Secure
Hollywood seems to succumb to fads. Well, action films do well. Give me violence. Give me a scene where there’s a couple of car chases or shooting and stuff like that. They’re forgetting the fact that there’s a basic structure to a story that is essential to making it really broad and appealing.
CLINT EASTWOOD

Action Couple Forget Myself Violence
Don Siegel last advice to me was ‘Don’t short yourself.’ He said the tendency is when an actor’s directing is to kind of you want to work on everybody else but you’re going to short yourself. He said, take the time to do a good job with yourself so that you’re satisfied with it.
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Actor Advice Goodness Job Satisfaction
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
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Funny God Heaven Sarcastic
People have lost their sense of humor. In former times, we constantly made jokes about different races.
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Different Humor People Race
Improvise, Adapt and Overcome!
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Adaptation One Liner
There was a stool there, and some fella kept asking me if I wanted to sit down. When I saw the stool sitting there, it gave me the idea. I’ll just put the stool out there and I’ll talk to Mr Obama and ask him why he didn’t keep all of the promises he made to everybody.
CLINT EASTWOOD

Ideas Myself Promise
Nobody knows diddly. They just think they do. And the people that think they know the most know the least.
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People Secret Thinking

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