How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
J. D. SALINGERWho in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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I’m just sick of ego, ego, ego. My own and everybody else’s. I’m sick of everybody that wants to get somewhere, do something distinguished and all, be somebody interesting. It’s disgusting.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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Sleep tight, ya morons!
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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