I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
J. D. SALINGERWhy’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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I’m one of the little foxes that spoil the grapes.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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