I wouldn’t piss on Joan Crawford if she were on fire.
BETTE DAVISIf you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it.
More Bette Davis Quotes
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A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else.
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The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God’s joke on humanity. It is man’s last desperate stand at superintendency.
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We movie stars all end up by ourselves. Who knows? Maybe we want to.
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Without wonder and insight, acting is just a trade. With it, it becomes creation.
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She’s the original good time who was had by all.
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Fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy night! – As Margo Channing in All About Eve
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I may not have been wearing a mink coat, but I was traveling with a dog. That should have made you think I was an actress!
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If Hollywood didn’t work out, I was prepared to be the best secretary in the world.
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Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all be bigger than life.
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Once the love bug wears off, as it inevitably does, you are shocked to discover that you really didn’t know the object of your affections at all. We know this to be so, even as we repeat the same mistake over and over and over.
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I survived because I was tougher than anybody else.
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You know what nostalgia is, don’t you? It’s basically a matter of recalling the fun without reliving the pain.
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I have eyes like a bullfrog, a neck like an ostrich and long, limp hair. You just have to be good to survive with that equipment.
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It’s better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you’re not. It’s a sign of your worth sometimes, if you’re hated by the right people.
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Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
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