Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
ROALD DAHLA life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it
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When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.
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We all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
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There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.
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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
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Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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The reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
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