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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.

Kurt Vonnegut

The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Existence God Himself Music Need
Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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One Liner Philosophy
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election
There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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People Togetherness
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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Beautiful Hurt
We’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
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Death Hope Life Myself
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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Learning Man Wisdom
Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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Animal Moments Philosophy Yourself
And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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Direction Right Wrong
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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Faith Myself Thinking Yourself
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Alcohol Myself Night
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Funny Instagram Captions Morning Run True Wake Up
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Poor Save World
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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One Liner

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.

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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.

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