“There are many witty men whose brains can’t fill their bellies.”

Consent to common custom, but not to common folly.

The longest day will come to an end.

It is a man’s challenge to go as far as he can on the right road.

It is an easy matter for a stingy man to get rich – but what’s the use?

A true wife is her husband’s flower of beauty.

Confidence of success is almost success.

A great fortune is a great servitude.

The longest mile is the last mile home.

Confide not in him who has deceived you.

All things were once impossible.

Comparisons make enemies of our friends.

Conceit is the self satisfaction of a jackass.

The king’s cheese goes half away in parings.

A thorn of experience is worth a wilderness of advice.

It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.

A good friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying “that was fucking awesome”.