If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
MARK TWAINGiving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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