Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
MARK TWAINGiving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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