Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
ROBIN WILLIAMSIf women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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