“When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots.”

I’m not afraid of death, but I’m in no hurry to die.

I’d say I don’t believe in God, but I’m afraid He might hear me.

There is a fundamental difference between religion, which is based on authority, and science, which is based on observation and reason. Science will win because it works.

There is no prescribed route to follow to arrive at a new idea. You have to make the intuitive leap.

Time travel may be possible, but it is not practical.

Science is not only a disciple of reason but, also, one of romance and passion.

It matters if you just don’t give up.

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

One can’t prove that God doesn’t exist. But science makes God unnecessary. The laws of physics can explain the universe without the need for a creator.

I have experimental evidence that time travel is not possible.

Science can explain the universe without the need for a Creator.

I believe everyone should have a broad picture of how the universe operates and our place in it. It is a basic human desire. And it also puts our worries in perspective.

I like physics, but I love cartoons.

One is always a long way from solving a problem until one actually has the answer.

If you are lucky enough to find love, remember it is there and don’t throw it away.

Scientific discovery may not be better than sex, but the satisfaction lasts longer.

Extremism is so easy. You’ve got your position, and that’s it. It doesn’t take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left.

An ancient tradition declares that every idiot blunder we pass into law will sooner or later redound to Athens’ profit.

Only idiots refuse to change their minds.

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America.

Someone needs to take my phone when i’m drunk because I am a fucking idiot.

Almost everybody is born a genius and buried an idiot.

I try to invest in businesses that are so wonderful that an idiot can run them. Because sooner or later, one will.