Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
JOSEPH HELLERJust because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Insanity is contagious.
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