The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
KURT VONNEGUTThe only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.
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All this happened, more or less.
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There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life, it’s The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, but that’s not enough anymore.
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The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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