Two rights don’t equal a left.
ROALD DAHLf I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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If you are good life is good.
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And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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A writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not.
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An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
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I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
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Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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When you’re old enough to write a book for children, by then you’ll have become a grown up and have lost all your jokeyness. Unless you’re an undeveloped adult and still have an enormous amount of childishness in you.
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Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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