We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
ROALD DAHLf I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.
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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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The more risks you allow your children to make, the better they learn to look after themselves.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.
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Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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Having power is not nearly as important as what you choose to do with it.
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I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
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There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
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I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
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A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
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