Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
ROALD DAHLf I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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The reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
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Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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Perhaps it’s chasing me. But I don’t think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.
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If you are good life is good.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
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To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it
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I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
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If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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