Science is magic that works.
KURT VONNEGUTMaturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.
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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.
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Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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