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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

Kurt Vonnegut

Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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Cold Kindness Summer Winter Yourself
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Cleaning Laughter Myself Tears
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Care Deep Philosophy Pretend
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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One Liner
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Poor Save World
How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Alive Deep Feeling
The nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
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Funny Hate Kindness Oneself War
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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Appearance Instagram Captions People Sanity
All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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Beautiful Happiness Myself Right Walk Yourself
Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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Appearance Mindset Person Stranger Trust
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Gift Herself Life
Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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One Liner Philosophy
Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
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Freedom Perfection Talk Writing
So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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People Survive Thinking Training
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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Charm Myself

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