You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
J. D. SALINGERIt’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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He said you were the only one who was bitter about S’s suicide and the only one who really forgave him for it. The rest of us, he said, were outwardly unbitter and inwardly unforgiving.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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