After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
ROBIN WILLIAMSMake your life spectacular, I know I did.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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