The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
J. D. SALINGERWe are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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You don’t know how to talk to people you don’t like. Don’t love, really. You can’t live in the world with such strong likes and dislikes.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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I was sixteen then, and I’m seventeen now, and sometimes I act like I’m about thirteen. Sometimes, I act a lot older than I am–I really do. But people never notice it. People never notice anything.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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