The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
MARK TWAINI’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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