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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.

Joseph Heller

Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
JOSEPH HELLER

Deserve Fun Leadership Work
There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
JOSEPH HELLER

Achievement Disappointment Numb
Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
JOSEPH HELLER

Air Exercise Fresh Meet Opportunity People Prostitution Trouble
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
JOSEPH HELLER

Bulling Difficult Drug Endurance Failure Meditation Success Suicide
Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
JOSEPH HELLER

Acceptance Mankind Resilence Tomorrow
When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Disagree Objective Urge
Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Die Inspirational Live Positive Worth
I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
JOSEPH HELLER

Life Negative Responsiblity Run Save
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
JOSEPH HELLER

Job Principle Quit Regret
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Dreams Night
Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Deep Mad Medal Men Reward
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Attempt Die Forever Live Man
The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
JOSEPH HELLER

Ignorance Law Mind Nature Paranoid Promote
Insanity is contagious.
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Contagious Insane One Liner
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Lack Self Made Success
But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
JOSEPH HELLER

Children Favor Influence Liberation Parents War

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