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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.

Joseph Heller

When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Disagree Objective Urge
Rise above principal and do what’s right.
JOSEPH HELLER

Inspirational One Liner Principle Right Rise
The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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Ignorance Law Mind Nature Paranoid Promote
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Boy Grow Up Little
Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Deep Mad Medal Men Reward
You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Ashame Failure Trick
From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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Goodness History Moral Teaching
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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Job Principle Quit Regret
The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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Depression Insane Man Society
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Attempt Die Forever Live Man
He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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Hope Misery
The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Villain
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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Bulling Difficult Drug Endurance Failure Meditation Success Suicide
I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Broken Heart Miracle Time
In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Accident Failure Predict
Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Die Inspirational Live Positive Worth

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