And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
DICK GREGORYMy belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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Did you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
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Makes you wonder. When I left St. Louis, I was making five dollars a night. Now I’m getting $5,000 a week — for saying the same things out loud I used to say under my breath.
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There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
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I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry because we didn’t think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
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Every door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
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