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Michael Jordan100 quotes“Don’t be like me. Be better than me. That’s the goal.”
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My mother is my root, my foundation. She planted the seed that I base my life on, and that is the belief that the ability to achieve starts in your mind.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan Being afraid on the court, means you’re not confident of your skills.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan The game has its ups and downs, but you can never lose focus of your individual goals and you can’t let yourself be beat because of lack of effort.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan You always have to focus in life on what you want to achieve.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan Every time I feel tired while I am exercising and training, I close my eyes to see that picture, to see that list with my name. This usually motivates me to work again.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan I don’t go out and just try to score. I score because there is an opportunity to score.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan I want to wake up every day and do whatever comes in my mind, and not feel pressure or obligations to do anything else in my life.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan Any fear is an illusion. You think something is standing in your way, but nothing is really there. What is there is an opportunity to do your best and gain some success.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan I am competing with what I am capable of.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan Nothing of value comes without being earned.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan A loss is not a failure until you make an excuse.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan If you quit once it becomes a habit. Never quit!
Michael JordanMichael Jordan Accept a loss as a learning experience, and never point fingers at your teammates.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan If you’re trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I’ve had them; everybody has had them.
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