Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
DICK GREGORYNo kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That’s already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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Even though he understood the depths of racism and black oppression, Ali lived his life as a free man—a free loving and lovable man.
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It’s cool to be healthy.
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for this, I’d do it for free.’ When’s the last time you ever heard a business person say, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I’d do it for free?’
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That’s already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
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