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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.

Joseph Heller

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
JOSEPH HELLER

Achievement Born Medicore Mediocrity Men Sarcastic Thrust
What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Rain Wet
When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Disagree Objective Urge
There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Achievement Disappointment Numb
I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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Imagination Mercy Process Understand
When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Angel Decent Heaven Human Impulse Poeple Saint Tragedy
Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Die Inspirational Live Positive Worth
Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Born Innocence
I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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Life Negative Responsiblity Run Save
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Lack Self Made Success
You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Ashame Failure Trick
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Attempt Die Forever Live Man
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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Enemy Kill War
In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Accident Failure Predict
Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Adjective Adverb Death Declare Hands
The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
JOSEPH HELLER

Ignorance Law Mind Nature Paranoid Promote

The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.

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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.

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