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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.

Joseph Heller

She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
JOSEPH HELLER

Epitome She Smile Sorrow Time
You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
JOSEPH HELLER

Ashame Failure Trick
Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
JOSEPH HELLER

Deserve Fun Leadership Work
There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Achievement Disappointment Numb
The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Villain
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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Civilization Earth End Peace
Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Adjective Adverb Death Declare Hands
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Dreams Night
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Freedom People Question Want
Insanity is contagious.
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Contagious Insane One Liner
The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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Country Dare Exercise Freedom Independence Traditonal
Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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Inspirational One Liner Principle Right Rise
In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Accident Failure Predict
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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Job Principle Quit Regret
Every writer I know has trouble writing.
JOSEPH HELLER

Trouble Writer Writing
For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
JOSEPH HELLER

Enough Expensive Peace War

The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.

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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.

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