Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
JOSEPH HELLERThey agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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