Rise above principal and do what’s right.
JOSEPH HELLERThey agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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