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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.

Joseph Heller

It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
JOSEPH HELLER

Dead Difference War Win
Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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Inspirational One Liner Principle Right Rise
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Lack Self Made Success
There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Achievement Disappointment Numb
She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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Epitome She Smile Sorrow Time
You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Ashame Failure Trick
Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Die Inspirational Live Positive Worth
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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Civilization Earth End Peace
Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Born Innocence
I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Broken Heart Miracle Time
I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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Life Negative Responsiblity Run Save
Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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Broken Heart Die Old
The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
JOSEPH HELLER

Ignorance Law Mind Nature Paranoid Promote
Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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Drive Live Packet
Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Deserve Fun Leadership Work
You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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Appreciation Character Courage Intelligence Moral

They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.

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