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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.

Joseph Heller

Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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Drive Live Packet
It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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Dead Difference War Win
They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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Agree Education Necessary People Possible Question
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Mad Paranoid
You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Ashame Failure Trick
But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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Children Favor Influence Liberation Parents War
The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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Depression Insane Man Society
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Lack Self Made Success
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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Bulling Difficult Drug Endurance Failure Meditation Success Suicide
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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Job Principle Quit Regret
In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Accident Failure Predict
Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Deep Mad Medal Men Reward
Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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Acceptance Mankind Resilence Tomorrow
Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Die Inspirational Live Positive Worth
I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Freedom Live Strong
Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Born Innocence

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