Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
GROUCHO MARXDie in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I only write first editions.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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